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I'm a musician

Age 29, Male

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Madison, Wisconsin

Joined on 10/10/08

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Choices:
1. Rape Carly
2. Grab her cock
3. There is no third choice.

I suddenly had an urge to sing the tumor song.

Other non-lame choices:
1. Rape her TWICE
2. Don't sing the tumor song
3. Get a tumor then sing the tumor song

I still have the urge to reference fight club.

If I had a tumor I would name it Marla.

Other Choices:

1. Rape your fat aunt.
2. Have a three-some. ( You, Carly, and you fat aunt.)
3. Commit suicide.

Self improvement is masturbation.
Now self destruction...

Slick moves, padawan.

I'm really getting sick of referencing that book.

Haha, Fight Club was an awesome book.

Yes, it was.
The movie was pretty good too, but I liked the book more.

Tumors taste like bacon

I always thought they tasted more like strawberries.
Maybe that's just spleen tumors.

THAT'S RAZIZT LEZSZ PLAEAHY FUNANEY NOAT FUNNAEY

I'm really sick of being grounded.
Have you picked up acid in my time away?

Possibly..fasd,sagg42k3jjjjtgkj;fagsd fghsdfjsh;KAASDGG:#

sweet.
One time, I had this trip where Sarah Chalke from that doctor show raped me with a stick.

hawt.

yep.