Couldn't you report that guy to the police for public masturbation?
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Like they're gonna believe a 14 year old preppy girl and a 14 year old guy that looks like a stoner.
Lol that's actually kinda funny. I would have been more freaked out than anything though.
Yeah, it was an interesting situation. I just kinda whispered in my girlfriend's ear and we moved across the theater. He stayed right behind my bro and his girlfriend though, and it was kinda amusing.
The movie was pretty good too. I recommend seeing it.
*To myself*
I wonder if he suspects me yet...
Are you particularly hairy?
WHAT I DO IN A THEATER IS MY OWN BUSINESS THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
you're my hero.
That movie is pretty meh
He probably wasn't jacking off to the movie. He was jacking off to the idea of sitting behind people, doing that freaky shit, and getting away with it. Chances are he was waiting for someone to come in and sit down before he moved behind them to do it.
Hopefully he didn't get anything in your hair before you moved. LAWLZ
My pillow does smell...
cool story bro
I should've taken the blue pill.
Roland7749
DUDE WTF YOU SHOULD HAVE ARRESTED THAT FREAK!
OneLastCaress
I'm not a fucking cop, for the last time!