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2009-06-18 20:37:59 by OneLastCaress

Fuck fuck fuck FUCK.

You know what's awesome?

2009-06-13 02:49:05 by OneLastCaress

Old music.

Breaking your leg.

The girl who plays Laurie in the crappy Rob Zombie Halloween remake.

No, she's hot.

My leg kinda hurts.

You know what's awesome?

Summer. Woo.

2009-06-08 20:23:00 by OneLastCaress

I aced my finals, got a 4.0 for the first time since 3rd grade and now it's summer time.

I seem to remember summer being less...terrible.

Nothing has happened in the past 4 days. At all.

The strangest thing to EVER happen to me.

2009-04-04 16:02:51 by OneLastCaress

I was recently at the movies with my girlfriend, my brother and his girlfriend.

We were just sitting around enjoying the movie when I decided to go in for another kiss.

It's not unusual for me to kiss my girlfriend, we make out all the time, but I noticed something immediately after this run of the mill, 30 second kiss.

Earlier in the movie, this man had come into the theater by himself, and ran into the VERY back. Literally RAN into the back of the theater.

We were in the second furthest back row, and this man was behind us.

After the kiss, I noticed this man behind us doing something... well, unusual.

He was completely naked.
No Shirt.
No Pants.
No Underwear.

Just jerking it off.

to the movie "Taken"
Almost every girl in the movie was beaten and taken hostage, and then sold as a whore.

There are some sick people in this world.
So I happily went back to my girlfriend, who promptly moved with me to the other side of the theater.

When the movie was over he dashed out before we could do anything.


2009-03-30 19:09:45 by OneLastCaress

I've been listening to alot more new music lately.

Well, new to me, that is.

Pearl Jam, Seether, Old Metallica, lots of Anthrax, Run-DMC, Coheed and Cambria.

It's very nice.

In other news, I feel like I've totally abandoned newgrounds.
I miss you guys. :(

I'm going to be posting alot more.


word up.

2009-03-25 17:57:43 by OneLastCaress

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2009-03-17 20:47:08 by OneLastCaress

My band has made it into the annual LHS talent show playing Work by Jimmy Eat World and The Middle by Jimmy Eat World.

Helllll yeah.

also, i've built up an obsession with Glenn Danzig lately.
Ah, necrophilia.

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

2009-03-06 20:50:48 by OneLastCaress

So I went to a family reunion in Texas.


My entire family is just basically a bunch of rednecks from various places in the south that constantly say "y'all" and "ain't"

So, my cousin Carly decides it's a wonderful idea to steal from the gas station down the street.
I hate this girl with a passion, believe me. It's almost as bad as my hate for Twilight, Poser Emo and Black History Month.
I go along for lack of nothing better to do.
So, after years of being dragged along on ridiculous journeys with Carly, I decided it was my time to shine. I see the perfect opportunity when a cop pulls into the gas station.
I alert the cop of Carly's intent to steal certain products that you must be aged 21 years to buy.
This kind policeman goes inside and comes out with Carly, puts her in the car and sends her down to a small-town Texas sheriff's department holding cell.

Mission accomplished.
Carly spent a few hours sitting around with the sheriff while my fat ass of an aunt goes to pick her up.

As a certain Mr. Norton once said in a very good film, I just may stalk from house to house with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into hicks all over the south.

Or something like that.

Also, my list of cool people continues to grow.


Awesome People.

2009-02-19 18:01:48 by OneLastCaress

My list of awesome people includes:


I demand more awesome people.

What's the point of black history month?
To quote a certain someone, it's just a bunch of PMSing black people running around yelling "February!"
I honestly think that what happened in the past, stays in the past.
I'm not a racist, my fucking brother is black.
Why can't we all just throw race aside? It's been a barrier between society and equality for the longest time.

Also, I hate hollywood undead.